Druid - “What about my sixty sheep?”
DM - “…A hooded figure opens your door, and is greeted by a wall of sheep, which proceed to burst out of the room and flood the inn’s hallway. Movement speed is halved.
The Izzet League
When asked how much power is required, Izzet mages always answer “more.”
Religions are, by definition, metaphors, after all: God is a dream, a hope, a woman, an ironist, a father, a city, a house of many rooms, a watchmaker who left his prize chronometer in the desert, someone who loves you - even, perhaps, against all evidence, a celestial being whose only interest is to make sure your football team, army, business, or marriage thrives, prospers, and triumphs over all opposition. Religions are places to stand and look and act, vantage points from which to view the world.
American Gods by Neil Gaiman
"I was imagining how each character would react when a camera was pointed at them saying ‘Let me take a picture of your face.’ Maybe it was originally to take a photo of Spike, but others peek in one after another asking what’s going on. Those are the situations and faces I imagined."
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
Sword of Seals: Fire Emblem Theme (Opera Version)
I have no clue when this came to be on my computer, but I’m glad it is. It’s amazing, okay?